Daily Archives: March 16, 2014

Player Submission: Fiery Vigilante Discovered in Point Edgar

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At approximately five hours into the morning of Fortuneday, the 16th of Bloodthaw, the burning-skull-in-hot-flameauthorities of Point Edgar discovered a gruesome scene, where the charred remains of a currently unidentified male was found in an alleyway beside the marketplace. The race, age, and exact extent of the wounds on the victim are unable to be confirmed at this time due to the extensive burns, but preliminary evidence indicates that the victim was bound and tortured prior to his death. Written in blood behind the victim were the chilling words:

Once a kidnapper, now a corpse. You are welcome, fine people of Point Edgar.

Officials are uncertain if this incident is of any relation to the rash of similar murders that have been cropping up in the west and appear to be traveling eastward, but stressed that regardless of connection, residents should take care when traveling at night, and are urged not to do so alone, and to stick to well-lit, public walkways.

More details will be released pending investigation.

Player Submission: “Orphan City” Pleads for Help

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Deer Lmertun,

Orfun Sitee needz help pleez. We orfunz dont hav a lot ov munnee and we arr alwayz hungree and cold. Magno Monkee Man brings bananananaz but mor orfunz com evree day and we need mor fud. Bad peepl tri to hert us sumtimz and JanJan iz big and tuf but cant kill all bad gaiz. He sez we need to bi mor wepenz to dfend owrselvz and stuf. We also want to lern and Dragmar Smarteepantz sez he can teech us if we can bild a skool. Mama Stasia haz sum munnee and givz us alowanses and stuf. We al luv her lotz and ar lukee to hav a gud momee lik her. But sumtimz alowanses ar not enuf to by wat we need.

JanJan told us abowt the niees and smart and brav Osirus orphans-inksMezmirum and we want yoo all to no we arr sad he is ded but hapee and tankful he savd us. JanJan Dragmar Smarteepants and Magno Monkee Man sez Osirus iz forevr reemembrd az “Orfun Frend” and if we can bild a skool it wil be calld “Da Osirus Mezmirum Skool for Orfunz”.

If yoo want to help pleez send to Rivrton fud or wepenz or munnee or udder stuf and JanJan wil get it for us. Tank yoo veree mush and hav a niees day.

Orfun Sitee

P.S. In reetern we wil keep kilin tings for yoo. Also remembr we dont hav momeez and dadeez and dats sad.

Magestry’s Best of Boneharvest 123

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Here are our picks for the Best of the November 1st-3rd event:

Best PC starThough we were not surprised that Casey Pastore was Boneharvest’s Best PC, we were a little surprised at the magnitude of his shining performance during his last game as Osirus Mesmirum. Casey has always been a dedicated role-player and a helpful PC both in and out-of-game, but this event we saw him perform at peak levels. He has always demonstrated qualities that we admire and value in our PCs, and we are excited, not only to give him Best PC for this month, but also to have him on staff for as long as he’ll stay! Thanks, Casey, and congrats!

 

Boneharvest was another month in which is was hard for us to pick the Best NPC since Best NPC starour staff has just been so incredible. However, we have a dynamic duo that really put their all into this game and helped to make it even more amazing. Chris and Tim Stricker really spent a lot of time, effort, and money into this event, and were a huge help before and during game. They are masterminds in the mod building, monsters when it comes to fighting, crunching, and prop-making, and overall great NPCs.  We are glad that they are around. Thank you, guys, for all your hard work!