Deer Lmertun,
Orfun Sitee needz help pleez. We orfunz dont hav a lot ov munnee and we arr alwayz hungree and cold. Magno Monkee Man brings bananananaz but mor orfunz com evree day and we need mor fud. Bad peepl tri to hert us sumtimz and JanJan iz big and tuf but cant kill all bad gaiz. He sez we need to bi mor wepenz to dfend owrselvz and stuf. We also want to lern and Dragmar Smarteepantz sez he can teech us if we can bild a skool. Mama Stasia haz sum munnee and givz us alowanses and stuf. We al luv her lotz and ar lukee to hav a gud momee lik her. But sumtimz alowanses ar not enuf to by wat we need.
JanJan told us abowt the niees and smart and brav Osirus 
Mezmirum and we want yoo all to no we arr sad he is ded but hapee and tankful he savd us. JanJan Dragmar Smarteepants and Magno Monkee Man sez Osirus iz forevr reemembrd az “Orfun Frend” and if we can bild a skool it wil be calld “Da Osirus Mezmirum Skool for Orfunz”.
If yoo want to help pleez send to Rivrton fud or wepenz or munnee or udder stuf and JanJan wil get it for us. Tank yoo veree mush and hav a niees day.
Orfun Sitee
P.S. In reetern we wil keep kilin tings for yoo. Also remembr we dont hav momeez and dadeez and dats sad.