I am very upset! I bristle at the thought of what you did to my babies in their nursery. A few weeks ago, a bunch of Cornelius’s “friends” arrived to gather an item the Green Thumb was keeping safe for him. The details of the encounter are hazy since getting information from my attendant has been like pulling weeds, but the chaos I unearthed when I returned was extremely unappealing.
First of all, the Elementals were distraught; Rocky had dug a hole deep enough to hide a body and River almost flooded the path outside! Floamy, my dear Floamy, was smoldering on the floor. The attendant was so upset, she refused to shine any light on the situation! Xyle was watering the plants with his blood. Do you know what blood does to the plants? Me neither, but I assure you all that you will find out… Most distressingly, my beautiful, precious, spectacular experi-plants were trampled, bruised and very sad. It has taken me weeks to coax the flowers to bloom and the vines to unwrap. The most terrible and offensive thing one humanoid can do to another is destroy their cherished creations.
If the contents of my Greenhouse weren’t enough to plant the seeds of fear into your hearts, then maybe I will introduce you to my latest creations. No one disrespects the experi-plants. No. One.
Vines and Branches,
Kevos