I received this vision in a bloody haze of pain the other night and thought I should pass it along:
People of Elmerton:
Greetings from the Abyss! It’s me, Poonjesticle, Sole Heir to the Blue Prince of Darkness, Future Ruler of the Abyss, and I was just writing to let you all know that, rest assured, I made it home safe and sound! I must say the trip here was a bit more unsettling than I remember, but I did have that monkey to take care of. Worst. Interplanar. Travel buddy. Ever. He kept screaming the whole time and didn’t even make it here in one piece. Tell him he’s gonna have to do better than that when he kicks it for good and begins his eternity of demon slaying servitude. I hope the rest of you can hold your own better when you get here.
Otherwise I’m doing great, thanks for asking! The fire beaches are lovely this time of year and I must admit I got a little side tracked getting back to father’s blue demon palace. There are a lot of lovely terrors down here and hardly any green things, which is nice. You guys would totally love it!
I should probably apologize for that whole business with Beladross. I honestly didn’t realize who he was and that was a real low blow sacrificing Kraven’s dad and all. But, you know, Demons will be Demons. Loki gets it. All things considered I can’t complain. He did get me back home and with him mucking about on Magesta there’s one less ambitious foe in my father’s way.
Send my best along to Frank. I miss him dearly and his awesome stories about his dead family. Also he knows the best way to cook mortal flesh that dad’s chefs just can’t compete with. Considering how useless that monkey turned out to be I’d say Frank was a total steal. I should’ve asked for the souls of two children instead…
Wish you all were here!
~Poonjesticle xoxo