Elementalists Still for Hire

Greetings Complacent Elmertonians,

It greatly exasperates me to be writing again on behalf of the First Father to encourage you to look out for the best interests of your own town. When my letter received no responses, he and I were both shocked and gravely disappointed.

The areas of town with high concentrations of elemental essence have, within the last year and a half, experienced significant trauma due to unforeseen events. This has resulted in a reversal of the intended energies and may have generated weak spots in the fabric of your town. In addition to allowing unwanted visitors to carry out their business undetected, they are starting to generate elemental anomalies. Over the past several months there have been instances of isolated storms, often only several feet in diameter, mini tornadoes and spontaneous and self-igniting fires appearing in and around Elmerton. While you may think this is a wonderful opportunity to water your garden, I assure you the effects will begin to compound and eventually cause you and those living in the surrounding towns significant trouble and potentially danger.

If you are not willing to protect yourselves and those you love, then at least think of the innocent neighbors you are damning by pretending this is not a serious set of events.

Again, I ask that interested parties write to me with a brief description of their elemental competencies and any experience they feel would aid in the neutralization effort. Though I am quite skilled in Elementalism and my research into the matter is thorough and extensive, I cannot handle this by myself. The First Father and I strongly urge your full cooperation in the matter.

Humbally,
A. Demeter
Assistant to the Honorable First Father

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