Parents Nervous When Children’s Toys Vanish and Reappear

As if the parents of our towns haven’t enough to worry about, it appears that someone or something, is sending a threatening message to their children. Over the past several months there has been an increasing number of reports of children’s toys gone missing. Normally a few lost dollies isn’t enough to capture any interest, but the manner in which the toys are returned is quite disturbing.

Children have been complaining of lost toys that have reappeared a few days later with deep gashes under their left eye. The markings look as if they have been carved into the faces of the missing toys. When asked to elaborate on her family’s traumatic experience, a young mother, who requested to be kept anonymous, had the following story.

“At first we thought Andrew was playing one of his silly games with us when he told us Sir Peter, his wooden toy Knight, vanished right before his eyes. Three days later Andrew came running into the kitchen waving Peter. ‘He’s back! He’s back! But I don’t want to play with him anymore…’ He dropped the doll at my feet and ran out of the room. The doll looked as if it had been badly abused and the wood was split open under it’s left eye. My husband burned the toy right away.”

Rumors have been circulating but no one is ready to put forth a theory on these mysterious events. Random acts such as these do not seem to be the work of professional criminals but an inexperienced, almost childish person or persons trying to send an as of yet to be determined message.

Planting Season Light, Farmers Nervous for Autumn.

Having had their workforce reduced by mysterious kidnapping, local farmers are nervous for their harvest.  Unless they are able to increase their output substantially, it will be a hungry winter for the greater Elmerton environs.  For the farmers, the spring was exhausting, despite the best efforts of well meaning drifters who lent a hand throughout the farms, called heroes for they did not seek rewards.  Despite their assistance, much of the arable land in the Fiddleheads lies fallow.   An early frost is all it will take to throw the region into hunger trouble.

As for the kidnappings, there is little evidence to go by.  Stories of black cloaked figures standing at the edge of towns, and then the disappearances began.  Anyone who spoke up or tried to investigate found themselves missing young farmhands – so people began to keep quiet.  Here’s a silver lining with a touch of grey:  Recently, several farmers have found their children again, but they have undergone some sort of strange transformation.  Blank stares and white hair are all that’s left of the farmer’s legacy.  They have tried to nurse the young ones back to health, but to no avail.  Dark days, indeed.  With the Allegiant busy with keeping the government afloat, and the nobles seemingly doomed to their own self destruction, who will look after the farmers and workers?  Without the smallfolk to produce, what will become of the region?

Allegiant Invoke Right of Perdition

Irvanshireans,

It is with heavy-heart that I survey the state of our nation. The undead awaken, and would claim our home as theirs. They kill our sons and daughters. They take what they please and ignore everything we as a people have struggled to create.

Our lands are constantly troubled by one thing or another, it is true. Always, we have been able to rely on the great houses of Irvanshire to keep us safe. Not so with this new threat. The vampires have our noble families under their sway. They use foul magic to twist their wisdom and skew their justice.

Many think the Incarnations are the first priority of the Allegiant, but that is not so. Our first duty is to those who would serve our patrons: the people. We exist to lift up the common man and guide the nobles. We promote the people so they may promote the Incarnations. But the vampires slay the common man! They ensorcell the noble! These monsters dare to call themselves kings and queens. They disregard our laws and toss away the society we built.

In times of uncertainty, when the path we are on is fraught with tribulation and our destination can only be ruin, we must invoke the Right of Perdition. In these times, the Allegiant must step-up. We will not let these usurpers rule us! They do not revere our lords, nor the Incarnations! The only things they worship are themselves.

We will not stand idly by. We invoke the Right of Perdition. Those villages and towns that miss the gaze of the great noble families of Irvanshire will now look to the Allegiant as their leaders. Already the orcs of Hatchport look to their Minister to command them. Already the gnomes in Craftshire have found succor in our open hands. While House Lav’Endros looks inward, we look to Elmerton. While House Camis and Falstoke ignore not only the raiders of the Lakeshires, but now also the vampire menace, we create a ministry in each hamlet. Soon Port Hensworth will be able to count on us. Soon Lakedale.

The Allegiant call ourselves the Head, the Hand, and the Heart. But you Irvanshire, you are the rest. You are the Arms, out-stretched and welcoming. You are the Feet, ever advancing. You are the Back, upon which this nation was built. You are the Eyes, and you can all see the blight that is consuming our land.

This does not bring me joy. I am not happy to have to call upon the Right. But I will do so with pride and honor, because Irvanshire deserves no less.

-Valvik Gallows, Incarnist of All Incarnations,
Arch-Minster of the The Allegiant of Irvanshire

Fire in Bloomingport Library!

This week in Bloomingport a fire broke out at a small local library following three large castle burnsexplosions. The fire started late in the night, injuring six of its librarians who were trying desperately to extinguish the flames and destroying hundreds of scrolls and books. Five citizens were lost in the blaze, their bodies found in the smoldering building. The head librarian, Curator Brouswick, has not yet been found. It is believed that he is still alive and is wanted for questioning. Please report any information to the Bloomingport Town Guard.

Cat Removal Service

Do yowling cats keep you up at night? Do you get itchy and sneezy every time one of those fur balls crosses your path? Does the sight of their beady eyes make you want to pay a visit to Vorkarian? If you answered YES to any of those questions, I have a solution for you! Mary Elizabeth’s Cat Cleanup Service will remove those pesky felines free of charge!

Isn’t it time you bring some peace back into your life?

Contact Mary Elizabeth for details.

-M.E.

City-Wide Rioting Quelled in Leapei

Mongrellian militants in the town of Solguarida were dispersed before they could march on any nearby settlements, but not before causing immense damage to their own homes and businesses.

The chaos began with the assassinations of their mayor, a turtle mongrellian named Roltar Iglia and the only human citizen in the town, an Agent of Community named Marlon Trueborn. From there, the militants – feral supremacists bent on reclaiming cities and giving them back to the wild – trapped those who refused to march in their homes, setting them ablaze.

A peace-keeping order named The Dreams of Men arrived and attempted to negotiate with the militia group, to no avail. The militants refused to treat with “the baldfaces” and told them that “their beastless children would become prey, while they were suffocated in their towers”. An altercation started when one of the militants, an unidentified leopard mongrellian, cast death magics at the negotiating force.

The Dreams of Men evacuated non-violent citizens, while apprehending the rioters. Dozens of homes have been destroyed, with countless dead. Solguarida has become the burnt husk of a town; an eerie reminder to us all of the danger of the untamed.

Grisly Parade of Death Strikes Riverton!

In what is becoming termed the “Blood Riots,” Riverton erupted in a night of frenzy and mayhem. It began during a performance at Hale Lonnigan’s Silver Harp, and escalated as throngs of blood crazed peasant rioters charged through the city, vandalizing and pillaging. It seems to have been sparked by some sort of unadvertised bardic performance, though the infectiousness of the high emotions seemed to spread beyond who could have possibly been inside the venue. House Van Doren has what they call “Very good leads,” and are investigating the source of the madness, which is said to have included active bloodletting, passive bloodletting, cannibalism, necromancy, and parading without a permit.

Lonnigan could not be reached for comment, but according to some of the employees of the Harp, the Farthings Five were slated to play, and the arrival of some Terl Ayran immigrants may have instigated some of the initial violence. Most of the peasantry who participated in the riots could not adequately explain themselves, and many offenders found themselves in the stocks, publicly beaten, fined, or pressed into indentured service. Anyone who has information about the origins or purpose of this heinous crime of terror can report to House Van Doren at their earliest convenience.

Fae Festival Named!

The Story Queen of Northeast Aszuron, Caressa Delphinne, has recently made the decision to name the Springtime Fae Festival that is generally recognized throughout Aszuron, and many other places on Magesta as well! This festival celebrates the onset of spring and the celebration of the New Year through the creation process, the playing of games, and the blessing of the land. Participants join together as couples to create a fae doll out of various new-grown grasses and twigs, which they then name. After playing a game with one another, the couple will hang their doll in the woods as an offering to the Fae. It is said that if the fae approve of the faeling, they will take the doll, bless the land, and give the couple a gift in return.

Though popular among farmers and townsfolk, this festival has not had a proper name- until now. Caressa has decided that this celebration will be called, at least among the fae of this area, the Festival of Ayawe. Let us usher in the New Year with celebrations of Life, fun, and blessings galore!

Strange Happenings All Over Magesta!

For reasons that haven’t been easily explained, people have, at random, been disappearing and reappearing out of thin air! Folks from far-off, strange lands have been popping up all over Magesta, confused as to how they have gotten to those locations. Strange animals and violent creatures that are not native to the areas they have been sighted have been appearing as well. Additionally, there have been reports of people disappearing from their homes, shops, and right off of public roads all over Magesta. The Portal Authority has had little to say thus far, releasing only one statement:
“The Portal Authority is investigating this very aggressively. Although we are not convinced that portals have anything to do with this activity, we are best equipped to handle it and will do all we can. Anyone with any information or have had sightings to the effect of these descriptions should report them to the Portal Authority at the soonest time possible.”
Rossevelt Surehand
Publicly Roving Scribe

Prove Yourself to be the Best!

Irvanshirians! 

It’s time once again to step up to the line and prove who the best archer in the South Farthings is! You may normally fight with sword, but now is the time to draw back your bow. Come challenge yourselves in accuracy and speed.
Time and location have not yet been determined but feel free to find me in the woods or write me, Waywatcher Raven, if you are interested in participating or helping with the preparations. Any help will be welcome!
When this is over, the South Farthings may just have a new Champion!
Slainte,
Waywatcher Raven
Archer