Attention people of Elmerton. The following is a public announcement of utmost importance which details an upcoming event that could mean life or death for two of your town’s most beloved residents:
On the last Wakingday of the month of Stillbreeze, two forces will collide in a whirlwind of Elemental fury unlike anything seen before. This once in a lifetime experience will wrack the very foundations of Magesta and now is the only chance you’ll get to witness this amazing event. What could this be, you ask? What cataclysmic event could have such a lasting effect on your town, nay, the entire Dabbleverse???
VS.
JANSANG LOXI
IN A FIGHT TO THE VORKARION
THESE TWO RIVALS GO HEAD TO HEAD IN A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. TWO LOXIS WALK IN BUT ONLY ONE WALKS OUT IN THIS FAELEMENTAL HIGHSTAKES SMACKDOWN. FOR ONLY 1 SILVER ADMISSION FEE YOU CAN WATCH THESE TWO HEROES DUKE IT OUT TO SEE WHO REALLY IS THE BETTER LOXI. WINNER GETS THE TITLE AND MONEY WHILE THE LOSER CRAWLS TO THE REALM OF DEATH. DON’T MISS THE EVENT OF THE SEASON; WAKINGDAY THE 30TH OF STILLBREEZE.
All fees are nonrefundable. No viewer interaction permitted except as previously agreed upon by the combatants. Any interference on the part of spectators will be met with removal from the amphitheater. If the sight of blood, dismemberment, and general violence disturb you than Jan and Loxi are not responsible for any queasiness that occurs.