A Brief Fae Memorandum

I love the fae. For years, I have studied these complex and wondrous creatures. My observations have lead me to believe that everything about them is perfect. Their delicate wings, jaunty clothing, and general mystique draw me in each and every time I have had good fortune of meeting one. I have observed their antics for many years. I have reveled in their celebrations each spring, delicately crafting my own fae baby, and participated in their ridiculous war with the Tzigane, shaking my fist vigorously in the direction of any Tzigane I see, just to get closer to my favorite people.

Recently I’ve been noticing a quirky behavioral shift. I wouldn’t think much of it since theBarmDwellersy are such spirited creatures but the more I learn, the more I am concerned for their well being. Small groups are breaking away and devoting themselves to a cause I have yet to fully understand. One group refers to themselves as the Barm Dwellers and its members bear a symbol that appears to be an eye with spider legs. The other group calls themselves the Fae Harkeners and bear a pair of strange, sloping symbols. Though clearly opposed to one another, they seem to be carrying out many of the same tasks. Mostly, they have been handing out fliers and getting into petty arguments with one another. Occasionally, both groups will partake in dangerous and reckless activities. I have observed two fae diving right off of a cliff! I could not bear to watch what happened afterwards and will maintain my ignorance in that respect. Another small band of fae surrounded and confronted very angry, very drunk orcs late one Wakingday evening, taunting and insulting them until the orcs became violent.

I could continue writing to you about these gruesome and unusual stories but I won’t. I do not wish to taint their revered reputations any longer. I do ask that if you see a fae partaking in any reckless behavior, do your best to stop them and preserve their precious race. Also, if anyone has any information about the strange fae behavior, please contact me right away. Thank you in advance for your important contribution.

Lolli P. Honeycutt
Experta de Fae Deliciae